My shopping day starts off like any other
Till the cashiers see me and say "Oh, Brother"
I scan the aisles looking for deals
With the manager sometimes hot on my heels
It took hours of work to sort and clip
Only to have my teenager say "Mom, your not hip!
I look in vain ~ Where is that Grey Poupon?
I've got an awesome dollar off coupon!
I hit every store in town, looking for that rare find,
Sometimes I feel like I'm losing my mind!
I get to the checkout with my bulging coupon binder
The other shoppers are surely thinking~ I'm not getting behind 'er!
After hours of shopping, I make it home with my stash
But, hey, it's all good~~I still got most 'my cash!
I'm looking over my receipts~can't believe my good luck
Til I realize~ Oh no, I forgot to use my Extra Care Buck!
, Deanna Melton, TN
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